Wake Up, Worker Bee!
A cannabis cure for your afternoon slump
At 3 p.m., I was feeling dopey. Not
on dope, mind you, but the day had
 taken a toll. So I downed two gummy
 bears with 5mg of THC each and
 squirted a tincture with 25mg of
 full-spectrum CBD under my tongue.
 My goal: To find out if I could use
cannabis to overcome the afternoon
lull—so I could write a story about
using cannabis to overcome the
 afternoon lull.
To guide my experiments, I had
 solicited help from Bryan Doner,
 D.O., chief medical officer of  Compassionate
 Certification Centers, a
 health-care provider in Pittsburgh,
 Pennsylvania. First, he stressed that
 clinical studies have shown that
THC impairs attention and short term memory. That said, he himself
has treated patients with cannabis
 to help them be more productive.
 “Many people have distracting
 ‘noise’ in their minds that can be quieted
 with cannabis preparations.”
 
Using cannabis to help with
 productivity takes a bit of trial and
 adjustment, Dr. Doner told me. He
 recommended trying products
 that include CBD. “When used in
combination with THC, CBD can help
 to lessen or mitigate the intoxicating
 effects produced by THC,” he said.
 Start with a 1:1 ratio of CBD to THC,
 but if you feel too high to concentrate,
 he said, the next time increase
 the CBD and back off on the THC.
 His dosage formula for any patient
 is simple: 0.5mg of CBD and/or THC
for every kilogram (2.2 lbs) of body
weight. For a 160 lb person like me,
that’s 36mg—or 18mg CBD and
18mg THC.
 
Related: Does Cannabis Help You Sleep?
We also talked about terpenes,
 the essential oils produced by
 cannabis flowers. A few of them,
 specifically limonene and alpha- and
beta-pinene, have been linked to improved
 memory and focus. Terpene
 content has a more significant impact
on alertness than whether the product
 you are ingesting comes from
cannabis sativa or indica, according
 to Ethan Russo, M.D., a board-certified
 neurologist and psychopharmacology
 researcher. He reported in the
journal Cannabis and Cannabinoid
 Research that “sedation in common
cannabis strains is attributable to
their myrcene content, a monoterpene
 with a strongly sedative
 couchlock effect that resembles a
narcotic. In contrast, a high limonene
 content will be uplifting on mood,
 while the presence of alpha-pinene
can reduce or eliminate the short-term
 memory impairment classically
 induced by THC.”
Forgetful, and a danger to himself and deadlines—that sounds like my early afternoons. So I began searching for a cannabinoid wakeup call that works for me. After a few misses, I
 hit on an encouraging combo: 10mg
 THC coupled with 25mg CBD. THC
 triggered a free flow of ideas, which is
 probably the reason we used to refer
 to pot as “poetry weed.”
CBD helped keep my mind on
track and my energy from dissipating.
 Any more THC or less CBD and my
 thoughts started wandering. The
 verdict: Cannabis helped me organize
my thoughts and express them succinctly—
just what I needed to do this
afternoon.
 What worked for me is no prescription
 for you, but the following tips will
 help you get started.
Go Low and Slow
“Always start off with a lower
dose, then increase slowly in small
increments,” Dr. Doner explained.
“ Sometimes our patients say they don’t feel any effects. Often they
are under-dosing.”
Adjust the Ratio
If you want to be productive, you need CBD to be a counterweight
to THC. A 1:1 ratio is just a starting point, Dr. Doner said. The 2.5:1 ratio worked best for me.
Mix and Match
You may find a single cannabis
product that has just the right ratio
 and terpenes for you. If you don’t,
 hybridize, “You must know the exact
 dose of cannabinoids in each product
so you can make adjustments
accordingly,” Dr. Doner said.
Manage Your Time
Oral forms are better for longer
 spurts of productivity, Dr. Doner
 said. “In my clinical experience,
 high-CBD and low-THC capsules,
 oils, and tinctures give you that
 prolonged duration and action.”
Check the Paperwork
Ask for the certificate of analysis to
 check the THC, CBD, and terpene
 content. That may sound like homework,
 but if you’re feeling alert, it
 will be easy and quick.